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Landing page roast, minus the pointless cruelty

RoastPatch criticizes your landing page like a conversion expert — not a heckler. Sharp, specific, useful. Every roast names your biggest Click Killer and ends with a patch you can actually implement.

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What a roast actually is

Useful critique vs. hollow feedback

Here's the difference between a landing page roast that helps and one that wastes your time.

❌ Generic AI feedback
"Your landing page could benefit from clearer messaging and stronger calls to action. Consider adding more social proof and ensuring your value proposition is prominent above the fold."

Translation: nothing you didn't already know.
✓ RoastPatch roast
"Your headline leads with the feature ('AI-powered automation') not the outcome ('close 3x more leads without the spreadsheets'). Your CTA says 'Start Free Trial' — but free trials imply a credit card, and you don't say that. Visitors bounce at the friction point."

Translation: fix this specific thing.
How it works

Paste. Get roasted. Patch it.

Three steps from "my page isn't converting" to "here's why and here's the fix."

01

Paste your URL

Any landing page — SaaS, e-commerce, local business, portfolio, no-code. If it's publicly accessible, it can be roasted.

02

Get your roast

Score out of 100, your Click Killer (the biggest conversion problem), and one Quick Fix — instantly, for free. No account, no waiting.

03

Unlock the Patch Pack

$9 unlocks 12 rewritten sections — headline, value prop, CTA, trust, FAQ, SEO meta, and more. Copy-paste ready.

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Common Click Killers

What landing page roasts typically find

These are the conversion problems that come up over and over. If your page has any of them, the roast will name them.

🧱 Feature-first headline

Your headline leads with what the product does, not what the visitor gets. Visitors don't care about features — they care about outcomes. "AI-powered workflow automation" vs. "Close your first 100 sales without a CRM."

🎯 Vague CTA ("Get Started")

"Get Started" tells visitors nothing. Started with what? What happens next? What does it cost? Ambiguous CTAs cause hesitation. Hesitation causes exits.

🔒 No trust signals above the fold

Visitors won't convert if they don't trust you first. If your social proof, reviews, or logos are below the scroll line, most visitors never see them.

❓ Pricing confusion

No pricing means "I don't know if I can afford this, I'll come back later." They don't come back. Even a "starts at $X" line increases conversion by setting expectations.

$9 Patch Pack

What unlocks after the roast

The free roast tells you what's wrong. The Patch Pack tells you exactly what to replace it with — rewritten, ready to paste. One payment. No subscription.

✓ Rewritten headline
✓ Rewritten value prop
✓ CTA copy rewrites
✓ Trust section fix
✓ FAQ section draft
✓ SEO meta title
✓ Meta description
✓ Mobile UX notes
✓ Social proof guidance
✓ Feature → benefit rewrite
✓ Urgency/scarcity copy
✓ SiteScriptKit blocks
Example output

What a landing page roast looks like

Here's a sample roast result — score, the specific Click Killer, and what the Patch Pack would fix.

roastpatch.com/results/g7h8i9
52
/100

Your page is talking to itself

Strong product, unclear page. The headline is internally focused, the CTA is generic, and the page doesn't address the obvious objection visitors have before converting.

🔥 CLICK KILLER #1
"Your hero section leads with 'Powered by GPT-4' — which means nothing to your target buyer (small business owners, not engineers). Lead with what they get, not what's under the hood. Nobody checks into a hotel because of the mattress springs." → Unlock the Patch Pack for the rewrite.
After the patch

Implement the fixes with SiteScriptKit

The Patch Pack sections come pre-formatted as SiteScriptKit blocks — drop them in without rewrapping. Or paste the copy into any site builder. Either way, the fixes go live in minutes, not days.

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FAQ

Questions about landing page roasts

A landing page roast is an honest, pointed critique of your landing page — what's hurting conversions, what's unclear, and what visitors are thinking when they leave. RoastPatch makes the roast useful: every finding comes with a specific fix, not just a list of problems.
Pointed, not cruel. RoastPatch criticizes the page, not the person who built it. The goal is to identify what's actually preventing conversions — not to be funny at your expense. The tone is sharp and honest, but the output is useful.
Your Click Killer is the single biggest reason visitors aren't converting. Every page has one dominant problem — RoastPatch names it directly and shows you the fix in the Patch Pack.
The free roast gives you a score out of 100, your Click Killer (the biggest conversion problem), and one Quick Fix. No account required — just paste your URL.
No — each roast covers one page. The $9 Patch Pack rewrites 12 key sections of that page: headline, value prop, CTA, trust signals, FAQ, SEO meta, and more. For multiple pages, run a separate roast on each.
Yes. RoastPatch works on any public URL — Webflow, Framer, Squarespace, Wix, Carrd, or custom code. The Patch Pack copy pastes into any site builder.
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