Paste your URL. Get an instant AI critique. Unlock a Patch Pack with copy-ready headlines, CTAs, trust blocks, and SEO fixes you can drop straight into your build.
How it works
Drop your landing page link and tell us the goal. Getting leads? Selling a product? Booking calls? We tailor the roast to your intent.
See your overall score, your biggest Click Killer, and one quick fix you can apply right now. Enough to know exactly where you're leaking conversions.
For $9, get the full audit with rewritten hero, CTAs, trust sections, FAQ suggestions, SEO quick wins, and SiteScriptKit-ready blocks you can copy and paste.
Why RoastPatch is different
Specific conversion issues, rewritten sections, and SiteScriptKit-ready blocks you can copy. Not generic feedback you'll ignore. Get the roast here. Build the fix in SiteScriptKit.
You get copy-ready sections, not a list of things to fix. Hero, CTA, trust block, FAQ — each one rewritten so you can paste and go.
Headlines, CTAs, trust signals, SEO, and conversion flow. This isn't a generic site scanner — it's a landing page audit tuned to what makes people click or leave.
Every rewritten section is formatted as a SiteScriptKit-ready block. Copy it directly into SiteScriptKit.com and ship the fix.
Example mini roast
Inside a Patch Pack
Every Patch Pack delivers rewritten sections in SiteScriptKit-compatible format. Copy the block, paste it into your builder, and your page is fixed.
Every rewritten section comes as a SiteScriptKit-compatible block. Copy the block, open SiteScriptKit, and build the fixed page in minutes instead of hours.
Why landing pages fail
"Welcome to Our Platform" tells visitors nothing. The headline has 3 seconds to explain what you do and why it matters. Most pages waste it.
Your button says "Learn More" and it's below the fold. The visitor who scrolled past your hero already forgot why they clicked. Every scroll loses people.
No testimonials, no logos, no numbers. You're asking strangers to trust you based on a nice gradient. Trust is built with proof, not design.
The visitor can't tell what they get, what it costs, or what happens next. If your offer isn't obvious in 5 seconds, the back button is.
Who it's for
You shipped the product. Now the landing page needs to sell it. Get a roast that finds what's killing your signup rate.
Framer, Webflow, Carrd, Lovable, SiteScriptKit. Beautiful templates, but templates don't write conversion copy. The Patch Pack does.
Your website is your storefront. If the headline is unclear and the phone number is buried, you're losing calls every day.
You know the product works. The page doesn't reflect that yet. Get specific rewrites for your hero, pricing section, and CTA.
Deliver better landing page audits to clients. Use the Patch Pack as a starting point for your proposals and rewrites.
Your competitors rank higher because their pages are clearer. Get local SEO quick wins and trust signal recommendations.
Pricing
What happens after I pay?
Not a subscription. Not a monthly fee. You pay once per roast and keep the Patch Pack forever.
Your results page refreshes with the full audit the moment payment clears. Same page, same URL — just unlocked.
Each rewritten block has a one-click copy button. No downloading, no formatting — just copy and paste.
Export your full Patch Pack as a PDF to share with a developer, designer, or client. Everything in one file.
Your results URL is permanent. Bookmark it, share it, or revisit it any time. Nothing disappears.
No account, no password, no email opt-in. Pay, unlock, use. That's it.
Your Patch Pack is ready. Open SiteScriptKit to put it to work — copy your blocks and build the fixed page in minutes.
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Free mini roast. Full Patch Pack for $9. SiteScriptKit-ready blocks included.